This is The Strategist
The sports mastermind. She sees the play developing before it happens and knows the game inside out.
You know you're one when
- You've explained a rule to three other parents this season.
- Your notes app has stats in it. Real ones.
- You've said "I'm not coaching, I'm just saying" out loud.
Your superpower
You understand what your kid is working on, and they can talk shop with you.
Lovingly, your blind spot
The ride home isn't film review. Save the breakdown for when they ask. They'll ask.
Press and hold to save.
Tag your Peacekeeper. She'll hand you an iced coffee.
Your hidden load
Watching with your head and your heart at the same time is exhausting.
Where Sammi fits
Sammi keeps the schedule straight, so your head stays in the game instead of the group chat.
Text Sammi